I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
