Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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