I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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