"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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