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I CAN MOONWALK!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
that may or may not have been my penis.
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