let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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