$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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