I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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