i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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