He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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