Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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