Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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