just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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