Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just googled if crying burns calories
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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