Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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