Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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