and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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