Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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