So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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