have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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