I am puke
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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