And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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