We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
40s are totally the cure
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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