It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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