can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
worst night to have a conscience
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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