dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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