she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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