I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
two words...techno handjob
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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