you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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