I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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