On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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