yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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