He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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