Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
not ubering you a puppy
My vagina is very pro this idea
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
