Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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