wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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