He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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