Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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