I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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