Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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