The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
True strength comes from lack of pants
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