We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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