what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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