Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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