it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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