So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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