So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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