The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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