thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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