i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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