forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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